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Blackhawks Mascot Gets Into A Wrestling Match With A FanFighting a mascot is a bad idea—mascot’s advantages: padding, potential athleticism, people care about it more than you—and it becomes an even worse idea when the cameras are rolling. The Chicago Blackhawks’ Tommy Hawk scuffled with a fan after Friday night’s game, and he handled himself well....

Goldy Gopher <em></em>Trucks Child, Celebrates HorrifyinglyThere’s no other way to put it: Goldy Gopher destroyed a kid unnecessarily....

America East Championship Game Features Mascot FightStony Brook's Wolfie and Albany's Damien the Great Dane brawled in the first half of the America East championship game today at the USB Sports Complex. ...

Comments Of The Fortnight-Ish: No One Cares What You Would Or Would Not Do To The Person With Boobs In That Picture You Saw

Let's talk meat....

Comments Of The Fortnight-Ish: Srsly?

To kick off today's discussion, here are two exceptionally great, fairly recent comments for you to examine:...

Comments Of The Fortnight-Ish: Your Racist Jokes Are The Pee-Pee In Our Coke

In recent articles on commenting we've discussed freshness and originality, and now, having tackled those, we're prepared to move on to the slightly weightier topic of race relations in Western culture. Well, not quite. But we are going to talk about racist jokes....

Comments Of The Fortnight-Ish: Blood Week Edition

Let's talk about originality. When a joke makes you laugh, who exactly gets to claim credit for being a funny comedian?...

Mascot Falls Off Dugout Roof, Thrills Hundreds

The Reno Aces are a Triple-A Diamondbacks affiliate. Why they have Grimace Jr. and a moonwalking wolf with a lack of spatial understanding for mascots is beyond me, but they sure can move. [Slanch Report, music via Technotronic]...