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Donald Trump Definitely Needs Glasses

It wasn’t supposed to be this way. The plan was just to keep on honking away like big idiots about the NBA playoffs for as long as we possibly could, and Drew and I were certainly ready to hold up our end of that bargain. But the stupendous lameness of the NBA playoffs at this moment and the simulta...

Deadspin Up All Night: The Breeze Will Kill Me<em></em>

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Deadspin Up All Night: I Wanna Dance With Somebody

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Deadspin Up All Night: Gimme A Beat!

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Dead Letters: Golden Knights Edition

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The Deadspin Idiots Try To Build A Chair Faster Than A Chair-Building Robot

I’m concerned that it looks like I’m faking incompetence in this video in order to live down to my pre-build expectations for myself. The people with which I have shared apartments and furniture in the past can tell you that I am not faking it. I can tell you that I only wish that was the case. Thes...

Deadspin Up All Night: Midnight Sun

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Deadspin Up All Night: Overthrown

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Deadspin Up All Night: I Never Felt Better In My Life

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Deadspin Up All Night: City Looks Pretty

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Deadpool Can Fuck Right Off

The worst trend in modern moviegoing is not the proliferation or quality of superhero movies—there is just the right amount of those, and most of them are very good—but what happens to a theater when Stan Lee makes his way onscreen during one of these movies. I’d say around 2008, when the first Iron...

In The Future, We Will All Gamble Constantly

The NBA Playoffs should be at something like their apex right now, and in the least entertaining possible sense they may well be. There are four notionally entertaining teams left, and they have combined through four games for maybe three entertaining quarters. The league’s biggest and most brillian...

Deadspin Up All Night: There's A Break In The Road

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Deadspin Up All Night: Rage! 

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Deadspin Up All Night: Those Great Whites, They Have Big Teeth

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Deadspin Up All Night: Energy

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Deadspin Up All Night: Right Here

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Deadspin Up All Night: Our Communal Heart

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Deadspin Up All Night: It's Not There

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