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<em>Detroit News</em> Web Editor Has Spiders In Their Brain [Update: WTF]Sports Sightings gets weird today....

Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed WorkerI wonder if Rob Parker now wishes Rod Marinelli's daughter had married a career counselor, because she probably could have helped him find a new line of work....

How To Make An 0-15 Season Suddenly More MeaningfulThis whole Robert Parker/Rod Marinelli press conference situation has suddenly turned a beleaguered, not-so-good coach into a sympathetic character for the last game of a uniquely pathetic Lions season. It's kind of awesome isn't it?...

Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone

Detroit News columnist Rob Parker says he was just joking when he asked Lions head coach Rod Marinelli if he "wishes his daughter had married a better defensive coordinator?" Wow. Some joke....