If Christmas is all about putting stuff up butts, New Year’s Day is the day to read about the many methods of absolute…

If it’s Christmas, it must be time to learn what America shoved inside itself. The only worthwhile holiday tradition…

OK, so you’ve already learned about all the things we shoved inside ourselves last year. But what about our dangly…

Deadspin’s Christmas Day tradition returns. It is time to sound the depths of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety…

Ah, the penis. That most comical and vulnerable of body parts. It was a bad year for all of us, but for the…

It’s Christmas Day, and you know what that means: time to plumb the depths of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety…

Consider this the crotch-clenching companion piece to our annual look at American insertion: a collection of the worst…

It is time for a Deadspin holiday tradition like no other: our annual trawl of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety…

While collecting insertions into various orifices for our annual feature, we stumbled across a good number of truly…

As in past years, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has created a searchable database of emergency room…

As in past years, the Sun Sentinel has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. And as…

As in past years, the Sun Sentinel has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. And as…

Let's have some more fun with the Sun-Sentinel's emergency room database, shall we? Here's a list of various objects…

Last year, we brought you some highlights from the Sun-Sentinel's database of emergency room visits. They've updated it…

The Sun-Sentinel has put online a database of more than 374,000 emergency room visits. We present some highlights from…