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Kolten Wong Had An Especially Frightening Time During Saturday's Missile Scare
Saturday’s brief missile scare is destined to become an obscure bit of trivia, especially after our idiot president inevitably fires a nuclear missile at, like, Luxembourg, over construction delays in the building of another gaudy Trump property. It already seems surreal and dreamlike that just yest...
Hawaiians Watching Morning Sports Treated To Terrifying "THIS IS NOT A DRILL" Missile Threat Alert [UPDATES]
A false alarm missile threat emergency message went across the Hawaiian islands today, blowing up phones and triggering the Emergency Alert System, something most of us have only ever experienced in our lives as “this is only a test.” Hawaiians who got up early to watch soccer or basketball instead ...
Gordon Hayward And The Utah Jazz Are For Real
The Utah Jazz have been out on the fringes of the NBA for most of the decade. They haven’t made the playoffs since the lockout-shortened season of 2011-12 and the last time Utah had an all-star was Deron Williams in 2011. However, both short droughts are probably going to end this season, as the 24-...
How Did Barbaro Really Get Hurt?
As of today, it’s been a decade since Barbaro, the 2006 Kentucky Derby winner, answered the starting bell at the Preakness Stakes, moments before jockey Edgar Prado pulled him up with a broken hind leg. Eight months later, he would die of the complications from that injury....
Drink The Kool-Aid: Why True/False Is Our Best Little Film Festival 
Film festivals are weird things. If you love movies and have dreamed of going to, say, Cannes or Sundance, you might have this romantic vision of watching dozens of movies amid happy, goodhearted souls who share your abiding passion for film. The reality is, you'll meet some of those people at...
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RGIII Is Not Kissing A Butt In This Picture, Believe It Or Butt

RGIII Is Not Kissing A Butt In This Picture, Believe It Or Butt

Thu Feb 12 2015
Wife Of Ravens Player Ponders Drake, Michael Sam, And Hitler

Wife Of Ravens Player Ponders Drake, Michael Sam, And Hitler

Fri Jul 18 2014
All The Internet Clues That Point To LeBron Going To Cleveland

All The Internet Clues That Point To LeBron Going To Cleveland

Justin Bieber's Latest Basketball Highlight Is A Sad Sham

Justin Bieber's Latest Basketball Highlight Is A Sad Sham

Tue Mar 11 2014
Who You Calling a Red-Ass?

Who You Calling a Red-Ass?

Wed Jun 26 2013
Kevin Durant's Tattoo Might Not Have A Misspelled Word In It After All

Kevin Durant's Tattoo Might Not Have A Misspelled Word In It After All

Thu May 23 2013
The Tsarnaev Brothers Allegedly Followed 9/11 Conspiracies Online

The Tsarnaev Brothers Allegedly Followed 9/11 Conspiracies Online

Sat Apr 20 2013
Baseball Player Doesn't Apologize For Cursing, Proves Mayans Correct

Baseball Player Doesn't Apologize For Cursing, Proves Mayans Correct

Jose Tabata: Wife 'Completely Falsified Her Pregnancy'

Jose Tabata: Wife 'Completely Falsified Her Pregnancy'

Mon Jun 17 2013
Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program

Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program

Mon Jun 17 2013
Apparently We Can't Have Football Camp Without Broomstick Rape

Apparently We Can't Have Football Camp Without Broomstick Rape

Tue Jun 18 2013
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