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A Truly Brilliant Solution To The Problem Of People Wearing Non-Spooky Halloween CostumesRecently my wife told me I would enjoy meeting a friend of hers, who she described as “a big Halloween person.” When I asked what made this friend a big Halloween person, she told me this friend made her own superhero Halloween costume from scratch this year. And I, a punctilious dickweed, skipped r...

Aaron Rodgers Goes As "The Dude" For HalloweenAaron Rodgers helped the Packers close out a home stand with a 26-10 win over the Bears tonight, and afterward showed up for the presser in his finest from the wardrobe of The Big Lebowski....

How To Talk To White People About BlackfaceAs the inevitable Halloween Week avalanche of white people caught in blackface has begun, we present, for your information, my keynote address at October’s Secret Global White People Meeting....

You're Gonna Trash Your Halloween Costume, So Here's How To Clean It

On this episode of the official Ask a Clean Person podcast, The Hairpin’s Haley Mlotek joined me to talk all about the very best day of the year: Halloween! The Hairpin has a storied history of going in big for Halloween, and so it was such a joy to have Haley join me in the studio to talk about cle...

And Now, Your Worst Halloween Costume Stories

We were living in Chicago when I was six, and I chose to be a ghost for Halloween. I made the costume myself, because cutting two holes in a sheet seems like an easy task. Of course, I had to cut a third eyehole, because my first two were off-alignment. I also failed to consider the fact that a...

The Hater’s Guide To Your Local Halloween Store

Every year, when October rolls around, some enterprising fellow in my area rents out an abandoned Dollar Tree and turns it into a pop-up Halloween Megastore, resplendent with costumes and decorations and fitting rooms that almost certainly now house the Ebola virus. Almost everything in these sto...

Woman With Bell's Palsy Has Awesome McKayla Maroney Halloween Costume

Yes, Halloween was almost two weeks ago, but Leslie Barrett's strong Halloween costume skills must be recognized....

Still need a Halloween costume? How about some of these sports-themed ones? Major props to whoever chooses the Lennay Kekua one. [The Year in Sports Halloween Costumes]...