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MLB To Horny Players: Please Use The Good Dick Pills, Not The Bad OnesBaseball players are too damn horny. So says MLB, which had to send out a memo to its players on Monday telling them to stop using over-the-counter “sexual-enhancement pills.” The risk, beyond engorged wooden bats, is that these pills have substances in them that might get flagged on a drug test....

The Most Erotic Bullet Points About This Year's NFL Draft ProspectsHere’s a tweet that confirms something already known: NFL draft scouting can often be extremely dumb and completely ridiculous....

Ohio Supreme Court Justice Bill O'Neill Wants You To Know He Has FuckedThe last time we saw Ohio Supreme Court Justice and prolific Facebook user Bill O’Neill around these parts, he was taking the “draft dodging millionaires” of the Cleveland Browns to task for kneeling during the national anthem. O’Neill is self-evidently a man of many passions, but mostly he loves to...

Louis van Gaal Urges His Players To Get Rock Hard For Victory

So that’s what Louis van Gaal means when he says he pumps up Manchester United’s players before matches....