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Reports: Bulls Trade Derrick Rose To Knicks

The Cavs are still out there partying, but the rest of the NBA has already moved on. According to multiple reports, the Chicago Bulls are trading Derrick Rose to the New York Knicks for a haul of players. The former MVP and Chicago native has one year and $21 million left on his contract. ...

Thank You, Lionel Messi, For Demolishing The USMNT

It’s hard to think of an image that better encapsulates the confidence permeating Lionel Messi and—through osmosis, if nothing else—his fellow Argentine teammates than those few moments right before he took that free kick against the U.S. last night....

A New Size Of Almond Milk--And With It, A New World

A child is born with no state of mind. Innocent to the ways of the world. What sort of world will you be presenting to your child when they open their eyes for the first time? Will it be a world of almond milk? It does appear so. Quite....

Asgard On Earth! Iceland Wield Thor's Hammer And Crush Austria With Last-Minute Goal

It took until the final minute of the final group stage match, but Iceland, the smallest country in the tournament, scored the winning goal against Austria to win a place in the Euro 2016 knockout rounds:...

Meet the good teen who photoshopped a press pass and bullshitted his way into Game 7 (and hid in a bathroom stall for hours until tip-off). ...

J.R. Smith Wears Shirt [Update]

In a shocking turn of events, Cleveland Cavaliers guard J.R. Smith arrived to today’s victory parade wearing a white t-shirt....

Cristiano Ronaldo, The Cheekiest Bastard, Is Doing All He Can To Rescue Portugal

This. Goal. Is. Disgusting. Microphone-chucker Cristiano Ronaldo, desperate to deliver Portugal from the group stage of the Euros, kicked in this stupid-good one-time backheel to bring his team back level against Hungary....

Watch A Man Hit A Frozen Dildo With A Baseball Bat

Wired’s Brent Rose dipped a few objects, including a big dildo, in liquid nitrogen and destroyed them. He also explained the science behind why some of the items broke, and why others didn’t. It’s a worthwhile use of your time....

LeBron Says He's Staying With The Cavaliers

The likelihood of LeBron James leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers shrunk once he won Game 7. Now, for the record, he says he doesn’t want to go anywhere else....

Now You Can Watch LeBron's Block From Every Conceivable Angle

Just when I thought I was finally ready to move on from The Block, the NBA went ahead and put together this compilation that shows it from every angle in the arena. The one that starts at the 27-second mark had me hootin’ and hollerin’ all over again....

And Now, Important Life Wisdom From Marshawn Lynch

This clip comes from the June 7 episode of 60 Minutes Sports (we apologize for not bringing it to your attention sooner, but not everyone gets Showtime, you know?) and it will inspire you to achieve great things:...

For One Night, Third-String Catcher Erik Kratz Was The Pirates' Best Pitcher

Pitchers dinging and donging at the plate is old news; let’s honor some position players who can deal from the mound....

"Unprecedented" Clause In Rangers Ballpark Deal Will Sneakily Cost Taxpayers A Few More Hundred Million Dollars

The Texas Rangers are getting a new stadium, because duh, who wants to play in an obsolete 22-year-old ballpark? The official announcement said the costs of the billion-dollar stadium will be split right down the middle. “The deal is 50-50,” Arlington Mayor Jeff Williams claimed. “The city would put...

Winnipeg Jets Prospect Arrested, Tased After Allegedly Fighting A Cop At Disney World

Darren Kramer, a winger in the Winnipeg Jets organization who currently plays for the AHL’s Manitoba Moose, was arrested at approximately 1:16 a.m. Tuesday after allegedly fighting a police officer at Disney World and getting tased. According to police, Kramer scuffled with the officer so that his f...

A Good Shitkicking Is What U.S. Soccer Needed

There are two ways to absorb the U.S.’s 4-0 pantsing at the hands of an overwhelmingly superior Argentina side. The first is fatalist, and is espoused by ESPN’s Doug McIntyre. It holds that this drubbing was so utter and so complete that there’s nothing constructive to take from the loss, no insight...

Fed-Up Ronaldo Responds To Reporter's Question By Chucking Microphone Into Lake

So ... does this mean Cristiano Ronaldo is in fact ready for today’s big game?...

Several Good Dogs Attended The Tigers Game

The Detroit Tigers hosted a bunch of far less intimidating critters at their first ever Bark At The Park this evening, and a bunch of nice good doggies attended their first baseball game. Here are some of the best doggos....

J.J. Watt Made Mike Florio Mad Online

Look, J.J. Watt’s bona fides as a social media user are well established. The man loves to do posts. Here’s a supportive, humblebragging, altogether innocuous tweet from the workout enthusiast, before the USMNT went to their dooms at his home stadium in Houston....

World's Best Soccer Players Offer Their Takes On USMNT

The USMNT took their swing at Argentina and got taken apart like an insect in the hands of a cruel child. I don’t have any takes other than that the U.S. needed to let Christian Pulisic cook earlier and that three-quarters of FS1's broadcast crew picking them to win was absurd....

Idiot On The Field Bows Down To Messi [Update]

Fox cameras didn’t show this enterprising Idiot On The Field, who clearly regards Messi as some sort of soccer god. Given his free kick shortly before, this is at least up for discussion, and our man here bowed down, took a selfie, and had plenty of time with Messi....