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Pinch-Hitter Madison Bumgarner Ends Up On Second In The Weirdest Way

With the Giants already down 1-0 in the NLDS, Jeff Samardzija was rightly yanked after just two innings tonight, having given up four runs on six hits....

Why Won't Tic Tac Renounce Donald Trump?

Late Friday afternoon, a collective shudder made its way across the nation as millions of people listened to a 2005 recording of Donald Trump explaining how he liked to grab women “by the pussy.” Since then, dozens of Republican lawmakers have publicly renounced Donald Trump and rescinded their endo...

Pitt Offensive Lineman Scores Fat Guy Touchdown

Pitt’s Brian O’Neill runs 6'6", 300 lbs., and he also runs fast enough to score a touchdown that put the Panthers up 7-0 on Georgia Tech. All hail the fat guy touchdown!...

Here Are The Republican Lawmakers Who Don't Want You To Vote For Donald Trump [Updating]

Republican lawmakers are jumping off the Trump Train after the Washington Post revealed the GOP nominee’s fondness for committing sexual assault yesterday. Here’s a list of those 54 and counting who have renounced their endorsements—or, if they didn’t endorse him in the first place, made statements ...

What Happens If Donald Trump Drops Out Of The Race?

The pussy-grabbing has done what the myriad other examples of misogyny, racism and astounding incompetence could not: ratchet up demand for Donald Trump to bow out of the presidential race....

Donald Trump Issues Statement On "Grab Them By The Pussy" Video

After The Washington Post published a video late Friday afternoon in which Donald Trump brags about his patented sexual assault-based flirting technique, and after Trump was disinvited from an appearance with Paul Ryan, and after numerous Republicans denounced Trump’s remarks (mostly without rescind...

CNN has a detailed account of how the “Grab them by the pussy” tape got leaked. Apparently, an NBC producer recalled the existence of the tape on Monday after Trump made sexist comments on Alicia Machado. Access Hollywood was working on reporting the story out and airing the tape, when David Farenth...

Leaked Emails: Hillary Clinton Gave Paid Speeches To Wall Street Insiders About How Only They Could Fix Wall Street<em></em>

This afternoon, Wikileaks released over 2,000 emails involving Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman John Podesta. (He was the chief of staff for Bill Clinton from 1998 to 2001 and runs the Podesta Group, a ghoulish D.C. lobbying firm.) The most interesting nugget to surface thus far in the emails is ...

Donald Trump On Every Woman's Greatest Ally, Donald Trump

Just over an hour ago, the Washington Post posted a bombshell video that shows Donald Trump talking about women in some of the most profane and repulsive terms we’ve heard yet from the presidential candidate. But don’t believe the explicit facts laid in front of you, says Donald Trump—because there ...

The Collected Wisdom Of Sex Aficionado Billy Bush

Donald Trump claiming that stardom affords him the right to “Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything,” is certainly the wildest and lewdest thing caught on tape in a video published by the Washington Post this afternoon. ...

Donald Trump On Getting Women: "Grab Them By The Pussy"

The Washington Post has just published a video of Donald Trump on the set of Days of Our Lives in 2005. In it, Donald J. Trump, the Republican candidate for the presidency of the United States, is heard describing how he likes to sexually assault women....

Why Is The Ringer Publishing A Jeb Bush Flunky's Craven Bullshit?<em></em>

One of the more annoying side effects of Donald Trump’s rise to the top of the Republican party’s power structure has been watching the conservative politicians and operatives who count themselves among the #NeverTrump brigade scrambling to make sure that the man’s stench doesn’t rub off on them. Th...

Donald Trump's Jobs Plan: Folks, Is It Hot In Here, Or What?

Donald Trump, presidential candidate of the moon, has a plan to put Americans back to work. A simple plan. He explained it all very simply yesterday....

The Only Good 49ers Highlight Tonight Was Anthony Davis Doing Rude Blaine Gabbert Tweets

The 49ers lost to the Carson Palmer-less Cardinals by 12 points tonight in front of about 50 or 60 fans. Blaine Gabbert laid an egg and threw for 162 yards, along with a pair of picks and a pair of touchdowns. The most noteworthy thing the team did on the field was knock coconuts. The best highlight...

Still Unclear About Whether My Eyes Are Deceiving Me Or Not

TBS broadcasts MLB’s postseason each year, despite only carrying a few baseball broadcasts during the regular season. The network’s inability to do anything right produces embarrassing errors each season, and the one above is just one of at least four they’ve aired just tonight....

They Let Phil Kessel Visit The White House

The Pittsburgh Penguins brought the Stanley Cup to the White House today, and Phil Kessel took time out of his empty schedule to stop by. He’s had a nice, relaxing offseason....

World Champion Pole Vaulter's Explanation For Positive Cocaine Test Totally Worked, Somehow

World champion pole vaulter Shawnacy Barber tested positive for cocaine after winning the Canadian Olympic trials in July, but was allowed to compete in Rio after an arbitrator ruled that he inadvertently ingested the cocaine while kissing a woman he had solicited for sex on Craigslist the night bef...

Astros Apologize For Minor Leaguer's Shitheaded Tweet

Brooks Marlow is a baseball player in the Astros minor league system. He would kindly like these lady broadcasters out of his face. Get off ESPN, lady broadcaster, game’s on! ...

What Is The Point Of Tim Kaine?

A presidential running mate mostly is a warm body. He or she makes appearances at rallies and fundraisers, allowing the candidate to appear at different rallies and fundraisers. Tim Kaine can certainly do that. He is said to be a solid campaigner. He can give a speech and, presumably, shake a donor’...

Buck Showalter Fucked Up

I watched Buck Showalter neglect to use his lights-out closer in the ninth and tenth and eleventh innings of a tied, loser-goes-home baseball game, and I watched it work for two of those innings! All I can say is: I’ve seen people at the blackjack table hit on 17 and get 21, too. I’ve never seen any...