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A tipster, just now: "I was about 1-2 ft away from Patty Kane last night here in his stomping grounds of Buffalo. He was of course in classic Kaner, shit-face form eating the face off a blonde." This is just a reminder to be vigilant, and follow the shitshow. You know where to find us....

Please Enjoy Wet Patrick KaneIs it just me, or does wet Patrick Kane look like a creepy movie villain?...

Here's Patrick Kane Partying And Spraying Champagne On PeopleIt was only a matter of time before Patrick Kane took to the bars of Chicago to do his thing in the wake of his team's Stanley Cup victory. ...

This Tweet About Patrick Kane Could Not Be More Inaccurate

Nice to see Kaner up to his old tricks. In Edmonton!...

Patrick Kane Is Living It Up In Switzerland With His Mom

We already knew that Patrick Kane was playing hockey in Switzerland during the NHL lockout, thanks to his appearance in this Swiss hellscape. But what we didn't know is that Kane, the notorious party boy, is currently living in Switzerland with his mom. His real-life mom!...

Reconstructing Patrick Kane's Drunken Weekend In Madison, With Eyewitness Testimony

On Monday we showed you photos of a soused Patrick Kane in Madison, Wis., and then we asked you if you knew more about what happened while Kane was there. We had heard some bad stories—that Kane supposedly choked a woman, that Kane supposedly said anti-Semitic things—and we wanted to know if other p...

Do You Know Any More About Patrick Kane's Drunken Saturday In Wisconsin?

Earlier today, we gleefully shared with you a compendium of photos of a blotto Patrick Kane. He was having good, clean fun at Saturday's Mifflin Street block party in Madison, or so we thought, anyway. We've since heard some things that don't reflect so well on Kaner. If you were at the Kollege Klub...