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May The Force Be With You (Because No One Else Will Be)
• The Phantom Coolness: Star Wars-themed Sports jerseys; When you want to tell the world, "I will never have a girlfriend and I've come to terms with that fact." [Fan IQ]...

Naughty Stick Figures, The Shocker, And More Fan Heckling
For the record, the stick figures are labeled "Me" and "Your Mom". Guess which is which. [The 700 Level]...

Hot MMA Fighters, Stupid Sports Rules and Hockey Nose Picking
• Hot MMA Women vs. Butch MMA Women. Who you got? [MMA Brawl]...

Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore
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Hell Freezes Over
• Unpossible: Snow in Baton Rouge? No, Les Miles doesn't have a new side business. [Friends of the Program]...

World, Meet Barry Sanders, Jr.
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Morning Blogdome: This Is What Hockey Looks Like In Iowa
• Hold the applesauce: There's a minor league hockey team called the Iowa Chops (as in pork) and their cheerleading squad is called the Baby Backs (as in Sir Mix-A-Lot)....

Here Comes The Bull...Whee!
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Morning Blogdome: Three Of These Things Are Not Like Chris Duhon
• Before I finish this song: Do you see something unusual with this picture? Like maybe an NBA star who seems out of place? [Bread City]...

Antonio Bryant's Left Hand Can Snatch Eagles From The Sky
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Morning Blogdome: Maybe Next Year We'll Be Solvent
• Plus, you have to live in Chicago: You know your franchise has had problems when going bankrupt barely cracks the list of bad times. [In Game Now]...

The Cultural Evolution of Brian Collins' Unwanted Catchphrase Continues
Via World of Isaac:...

Morning Blogdome: Anna Rawson Finally Finds Work
• A Cinderella story?: Relax, everyone. Anna Rawson earned back her LPGA tour card. Like it's even possible for you to watch more LPGA golf. [Fan IQ]...

Brent + Mack 4 Ever!
It looks like Texas is being left out of the national championship game, even though they beat one team that is going. That hasn't stopped Oklahoma from creating some fantastic signage. Don't forget to send your links, images, and tips in (use the tips email or send it to me directly...either way)....

Did The Tide Have An Easier Roll Than The Rest Of The FBS?
• Out of Boise State, Utah, and Alabama, which team had the weakest strength of schedule? You might be surprised at the answer. But if I'm telling you that you might be surprised, that probably killed the surprise, didn't it? Oh, you think you're so smart [Fan IQ]...

Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
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Morning Blogdome: You're A Good Man, Charlie Rogers
• Has anyone seen Mill Coleman lately?: A former Michigan State WR has been arrested and may be spending some time in jail. Fortunately, he should be able to escape through those bars because he has no collarbone. [World of Issac]...

Layla Kiffin Is Even More Stunning When She's Moving
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Morning Blogdome: One Red Card, Please
• All is forgiven: Dutch footie pro Rafael Van der Vaart got himself intentionally disqualified from a match last year just so that he could go to his wife's birthday party. The woman in the picture here—that's his wife. You're lucky he didn't cut his own foot off to stay home with her. [Dirty Tackl...

Sean Avery's Infamous Sloppy Second Interview
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