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Who are the worst overall No. 1 picks in NFL history? Follow the stenchWith the NFL Draft on the top of everyone’s mind, it’s time for us to take a look back in the past at some of the prior number one picks....

Nostalgia Reaches Its NadirOh, come on. Selective memory is a hell of a thing....

I Can't Stop Thinking About Jim Nantz Calling Tom Brady "Mr. Cool"Jim Nantz is too fundamentally bland as a human for a conflict of interest to be concerning, but what fresh hell was this? During Sunday’s Patriots-Steelers game, the CBS broadcaster betrayed his WASPy exterior with an ejaculated moment of unrestrained happiness for his good chum Tom Brady. “Mr. Coo...

Cleveland Man Takes Not One, But Two Big Bites Of Shit

The video in this post is a man, wearing a wallet chain, eating shit at the Cavaliers’ parade. In this case, the phrase “eating shit” isn’t used to describe the man falling on his face. This guy picks up a piece of shit and takes a bite of it. Then, he takes the remnant and tosses it into his mouth ...

This Hideous Dog Has Me All Kinds Of Fucked Up. I Don't Feel Good.

I’m having a really fucking hard time with this dog, you guys....

Vikings CB: Same-Sex Marriage Ruling One Step Closer To Legal Pedophilia

The Supreme Court made same-sex marriage legal across the nation today. Minnesota Vikings cornerback Josh Robinson unwisely decided to express his opinion that the ruling represents the height of a slippery slope leading to the legalization of pedophilia and incest:...

Poll: Would You Have Sex With This Talking Sex Robot?

Sex is better when both people are having a good time, even when one of those people is a robot. So the next logical step there is that someone is building a sentient sex robot. Okay! It’s the future, and you’re now faced with a question: Would you do it with this hot bot? There are many possible an...

Giancarlo Stanton Eats Kit Kats Like A Monster

Look, it doesn’t matter how good Giancarlo Stanton is at hitting home runs. No one’s allowed to eat a Kit Kat like that. That chocolate bar was made to be broken into columns, and instead, Stanton took a big bite out of it (and common decency)....

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<i>Golf Digest</i> Is Running Creepy Photos Of Women Watching Golf Now

It’s not news that the slideshow is a poor (but lucrative) method of framing a story on the internet, but the topic of this Golf Digest effort—“The Hottest Patrons at Augusta”—is just awful. For a magazine that recently banked on side boob on the cover, this is still quite lazy. ...

by Samer Kalaf|no

|04/08/2015

What Kind Of Bullshit Is This Peyton Manning Shirt?

Peyton Manning broke the NFL touchdown pass record tonight, and we get this. What is this shit? This isn't clever! Someone just figured out that a "1" and "I" are similar enough, and didn't care about the rest. Manning made HIBTORY tonight. Cool....

by Samer Kalaf|no

|10/19/2014

NOOOOPE

GUHHHHHHH...

by Barry Petchesky|hell no

|09/12/2014

This Is What Happens When You Ask Reddit For Legal Advice

If you needed help with a legal situation, would you ask the first five people you see on the street? Of course not. So, why would you seek answers for a highly sensitive issue from a bunch of people on the internet who wouldn't have to face any consequences for their advice?...

by Samer Kalaf|no

|08/11/2014

Do Not Buy This Patriots-Redskins Training-Camp Shirt

Don't buy this $30 shirt commemorating a training camp practice with the Patriots, Washington fans. Don't do it. Thirty dollars! You're going to spend that much money on a shirt you won't wear again until you mow your lawn?...

by Samer Kalaf|no

|08/01/2014

Man Seeks Girls To Host Fantasy Football Draft, Possibly While Topless

The cool bro you see above is, according to this Craigslist post, looking for two girls to host his upcoming fantasy football draft. All he needs is a couple of girls to run the draft board, serve the fellas some drinks, and, you know, wear a bikini or some sexy lingerie and maybe even pop those...

by Tom Ley|fantasy football

|07/30/2014

Don't Do This To Yourself, Cleveland

No. Don't do this. You're going to jinx it....

by Tom Ley|lebron james

|07/09/2014

US Airways Explains How That Plane-In-A-Vagina Photo Happened

Thanks to the New York Daily News, we finally know why the US Airways Twitter account shared an image of a woman sticking a model airplane into her vagina with its followers. The answer? Whoever was running the account was trying to flag the image as inappropriate and ended up inadvertently includin...

by Tom Ley|nsfw

|04/15/2014

The Grierson & Leitch Top 12 Movies Of The First Half Of 2013

Shockingly, we are more than halfway through 2013. As always, the best, most "prestigious" movies won't be released until November or December, because the people who vote on the Oscars are senile and cannot remember anything they saw more than 20 minutes ago. But there have been plenty of outstandi...

by Will Leitch|grierson and leitch

|07/02/2013

T.J. Fredette Brings His Rap Career To New York Streetball Courts

The Fredette brothers have demonstrated an admirable (and comical) dedication to pursuits not typically reserved for white guys from upstate New York. Jimmer, for example, signed a contract drawn up by his brother T.J. four years ago to promise that he would "do the work and make the necessary sac...

by Emma Carmichael|no

|06/30/2011

Now Detroit Also Wants To Hire Isiah Thomas

Yes, the story's from Chris Broussard, so we should take it with a Dead Sea's worth of salt, but it looks like things might get a whole lot worse for the poor folks of Detroit....

by Jack Dickey|no

|06/08/2011

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