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Canceling college football would protect players and save us all from SEC coaches' grave stupidityCollege football is officially a public health disaster. It’s the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally of sports, only it’s every week and in multiple venues. ...

Saint Louis University's New Mascot Is Hungry For Your SoulSaint Louis University’s mascot is the Billikens. No, a billiken is not a type of lake, an airplane, or an offbrand big cat. It’s a “mythical good-luck figure who represents ‘things as they ought to be’” according to the school’s website. Things apparently ought to be horrifying, because the updated...

Fuck Everything About This Video Of A Dude Hoverboarding Along The Edge Of A Tall BuildingYeah, no, I’m good with having just clicked on this video, figured out what’s happening, then clicking away. Maybe you want to watch the whole thing! It’s a free country....

NFL Planning Primetime Super Bowl Media Night, Needs To Get A Grip

Here is a very bad tweet:...

Ray Rice Blackface Halloween Costumes Are The Worst Idea

Dressing up as Ray Rice for Halloween is a bad idea. An even worse idea is dressing up as Ray Rice for Halloween and wearing blackface. ...

Fisherman Pulls Monstrous Nightmare Shrimp Out Of Ocean

Try to see how long you can stare at this gigantic monster shrimp before becoming wildly uncomfortable and convinced that something totally just crawled across the back of your neck. What if I told you that its eyes are on stalks and can move independently from each other? ...

James Rodríguez Attacked By Horrifying Animal After Penalty Kick

James Rodríguez nailed home a penalty kick to draw Colombia within a goal of Brazil, and the first thing to celebrate with him wasn't a teammate but this giant green scary-as-shit bug. WHAT IS THAT THING?...

Here's Fred's Dive In The Box To Give Brazil The Lead

Yea, that's not a penalty. ...