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Worst Person In The World Steals Pat Burns's Wallet At His FuneralWhile the late coach's ashes were being interred in a miniature Stanley Cup, someone broke into his widow's car and stole jewelry, 30 autographed jerseys and his wallet. [AP]...

Soccer Mistress Is <em>Not</em> Gonna Be Ignored Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day....

Canada (Finally) Becomes More Skeptical About Pat Burns' Tiger Woods Tale"According to deadspin.com, which monitors Web hoaxes(Yes!), rumours peddled by former NHL coach Pat Burns to a Montreal radio station came from a number of circulating e-mails.."[Winnipeg Sun] Earlier: [Deadspin]...

Hoaxish Tiger Woods Story Finally Crosses The 49th Parallel

"After dinner, Tiger Woods watched football in the living room while sending text messages to Rachel, the famous blond [sic]," according to — oh, man, this is almost too adorable — a former NHL coach....