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What A RicochetAndré Ayew’s equalizer for West Ham came after the most fortunate of rebounds....

It's Better To Be Lucky Than GoodCraig Dawson brought West Brom back equal by carefully exerting mind control over Bournemouth’s Charlie Daniels in order to create a wonderfully-bending deflection goal. He should use that superpower more often....

Manchester City Supporters Praise Jesus After Stoppage-Time GoalManchester City pulled out a win over Swansea City after Jesus showed no mercy to keeper Łukasz Fabiański and knocked in a rebound in the 92nd minute to give the home supporters a 2-1 win to go crazy about....

Eden Hazard Makes Arsenal Look Like Children

Chelsea doubled its lead on Arsenal early in the second half as Eden Hazard wove his way past a Gunners squad apparently completely made up of the family members of neighboring Mr. Bean. ...

Arsenal Take 1-0 Lead On "X-Rated" "Horror Story"

Arsenal took an early 1-0 lead on Bournemouth thanks to Steve Cook’s massive boner that Ian Darke called “X-rated”:...

Chelsea Need Just 30 Seconds To Take Lead On Manchester United

Pedro made mincemeat of Man United defense en route to giving Chelsea a 1-0 lead just 30 seconds into their match today at Stamford Bridge. Let’s give Marcos Alonso a hand for the assist, too....

Bournemouth's Matt Ritchie Hammers Home One Of The Season's Most Astounding Goals

Not content to let Callum Wilson have all the glory, AFC Bournemouth’s Matt Ritchie delivered this mind-altering strike to put his side up 2-0 against a hapless Sunderland side today. We feel pretty confident that this will stand up as one of the Premiership season’s best goals....

Benteke Scores Overhead Volley Wondergoal; Liverpool Lose Anyway

Wow! Christian Benteke almost made today’s Manchester United-Liverpool match competitive! He certainly gave Old Trafford one of its best highlights in years, but it wasn’t enough to overcome the Red Devils, who took a 3-1 victory....