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Robert Bortuzzo Scored An Unlikely Goal And Then Got Roasted By His TeammatesRobert Bortuzzo doesn’t score goals. He doesn’t really try to, and he’s not good at it. There’s no more delicate way to put this....

Esa Lindell Kept Diving And Diving And Then Suffered Cosmic JusticeLet us stipulate that diving, or flopping, is not so common in hockey as it is in some other sports we could name, nor is it generally treated with anything but outright contempt. It does exist, and it does, unfortunately often, work, but it’s not regarded with the grudging respect for its value it ...

More Than You Probably Wanted To Know About The Rules On A Puck Hitting A Ref's Dick And BallsJust an excellent hockey highlight from Tuesday’s 4-3 Blues win over the Panthers, as St. Louis defenseman Robert Bortuzzo—fresh off of beating the hell out of a teammate in practice—tried to dump in a puck and ended up banking it off of referee Tim Peel’s biscuits, past goalie Roberto Luongo, and i...

Blues Players Just Straight Up Start Whaling On Each Other In Practice

This is it, folks: The most exciting moment of the Blues’ season. It’s all downhill from here. (And, uh, was all downhill to get here. Don’t think about it too hard.)...

Hockey Fight Turns Players Into Bloody Messes

[Robert Bortuzzo and Colin Wilson go at it during last night's Penguins-Predators game. That's, um, a lot of blood. AP/Mark Humphrey]...