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I feel you AI, but let’s keep it 100, Philly fans can be something else to deal withPhilly’s favorite son, Allen Iverson, has been keeping a close eye on the 76ers’ dilemma regarding Ben Simmons wanting to leave town. Iverson gave Philadelphia the best years of his career and even led the team to its last NBA Finals appearance in 2001. There aren’t too many athletes who know that r...

Santa Claus arrives at PGA Championship dressed to the ninesRed shirt and a pair of olive shorts. No, not the color, like, olives on the shorts. That’s what John Daly wore during a round at Kiawah Island Golf Resort — the site of this week’s PGA Championship. And would you expect anything less from the golfer who bends the game’s dress code pretty much every...

Forget 28-3 and booing Santa, Philly & Atlanta give us the biggest OT win of all time [UPDATED]This is going to be hard to take for many, but we’re gonna have to give Atlanta and Philly folks a break....

Why Does Jon Gruden Think The Philadelphia Stadiums Are "Downtown"?

Philadelphia teams have been tanking incompetently since before Sam Hinkie was alive. The 1968 Eagles started out 0-11 and looked like a lock to draft O.J. Simpson No. 1 overall. Then they won two straight to ensure that the Bills would have the top pick. In their 14th and final game that year, a yo...

Andy Reid Did A Press Conference Dressed As Santa

The Chiefs clinched the AFC West with a 29-13 win over the Miami Dolphins today. It’s the first time the Chiefs have won consecutive AFC West titles. To celebrate, Andy Reid entered the locker room dressed as Santa Claus....

Could Santa Claus Defeat Godzilla?<em></em>

I got more Star Wars takes before we get into your letters. Don’t worry, I’m not gonna spoil anything, but I watched The Force Awakens a couple times after seeing the new movie and the difference in dialogue is night and day, man. Everyone in TFA had better lines than they do in The Last Jedi. Take ...

Enjoy This Lovely Christmas Moment

Last weekend, Santa made a preseason appearance at the Tampa Bay Beach Bums Operation Santa Charity Volleyball Tournament to deliver a toy to a very lucky nine-year-old. He opted not to use a sleigh, instead skydiving into the beach but before that into a tree and a lightpole....

Bayern Munich Player Passes Ball To Advertisement

Things move fast in the wild world of sport. Sometimes you just react to a flash of color. Bayern Munich’s Thiago Alcántara saw a man in red streaking down the pitch, thought to himself “I’m wearing red,” and passed him the ball....

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Hmmm, Yes, I Am Extremely Into This Game In Which 11,000 Penguins War With 4,000 Santas

Here we have a legitimately captivating video in which the makers of Epic Battle Simulator (video games are good) demonstrate what their game is capable of. This video is eight minutes long, and I watched the whole damn thing:...

by Tom Ley|whimsy

|Wed Dec 21 2016

Big Strong Santa Will Get You Feeling Festive

You wanna see a guy who looks like Santa Claus deadlift 650 pounds while some EDM-inflected Christmas music plays in the background? Hell yeah you do!...

by Tom Ley|santa claus

|Tue Dec 13 2016

Bills Fan Slams Santa Through A Table

It’s Christmastime, and that means families gather together, the spirit of giving moves us, and Santa Claus travels about, giving presents to children who’ve behaved all year. ...

by Patrick Redford|merry christmas to all and to all a good night

|Sun Dec 06 2015

D.C. Santa Claus Shot With Pellet Gun In Front Of TV Crew

Here's some horrible footage from Washington, D.C. station WJLA. The ABC affiliate was covering a toy giveaway in the southeast side of the city when somebody shot Santa Claus in the back. ...

by Timothy Burke|crime

|Wed Dec 25 2013

NFL.com's Jeff Darlington shared this photo of his niece and nephews posing with Santa. Seems about right. [Twitter]...

by Barry Petchesky|kids

|Mon Nov 25 2013

Santa Fired For Telling A 3-Year-Old The Maple Leafs Suck

Here it is, the best thing to come out of Toronto since this picture of Rob Ford drunk. A mall Christmas market Santa traumatizing the very first child on line to meet him....

by Barry Petchesky|Toronto Maple Leafs

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Every Winner Of The Ernest Hemingway Look-Alike Contest, In Descending Order Of How Much They Look Like Ernest Hemingway

Every year, on the third Saturday in July, Sloppy Joe's Bar in Key West hosts the Hemingway Look-Alike Society's Hemingway Look-Alike Contest. The 2012 champion will be named tomorrow. We went through 31 years of winners, and ranked them all on how much they look like Ernest Hemingway, starting with...

by Barry Petchesky|This is so stupid

|Tue Jan 28 2014

Even Santa Claus, Drink In Hand, Heckled LeBron James On Christmas Day

Hey, he had worked his ass off the night before, and he was really looking forward to going to the Mavs' opener, what with it being a Finals rematch and all. Can you blame him for wanting to clean up his beard, kick back with a gin and tonic, and let off a little steam? [That NBA Lottery Pick]...

by Dom Cosentino|LeBron James

|Mon Jun 17 2013

The Worst Way To Find Out Santa Isn't Real: From A Patriots Punter

FOX in Boston did a spot with Julian Edelman and Zoltan Mesko at the Patriots' annual charity event. Interesting choice of players since Edelman's Jewish and Mesko, being Romanian, probably worships the Great Fire Eagle or something. As a kicker, the reporter asked the pair what they want for Chri...

by Barry Petchesky|New England Patriots

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Watch Santa Claus Steal A Ball From A Young Fan At Today's A's/Rangers Game Before MLB Takes The Video Down

Tipster R.R. titled this video, "You're an arse if... or... how Santa steals baseballs from kids during his off-season." Early viewers should feel free to comment with vivid descriptions so Craggs and his Crayolas'll have something to work with on the morrow....

by Brian Hickey|Temporary highlight reel

|Mon Jun 17 2013

The IOC Was This Close To Owning Santa Claus

Saturday, the Russian Olympic Committee announced the results of voting for the 2014 Olympic mascots. (They picked a snowboarding snow leopard, and a fluffy bunny and cheerful bear. They're boring.) But one of the 10 nominees didn't even make it to voting. Ded Moroz ("Father Frost"), the Russian ver...

by Barry Petchesky|Furries

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Still Looking For Old Saint Dick

It's never good to let a coach's unfortunate firing ruin a joyful time of the year — and a perfectly good Christmas card. Remember when Dick Jauron was tactfully "removed" from the Bills' team photo? The team made lemonade....

by A.J. Daulerio|Duan!

|Mon Jun 17 2013

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