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A Frumpily Attired Barry Sanders Demands You Buy His Video Game
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This Is The Natural Evolution Of The Horseface
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That's Not Your Mouse Pointer
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Jon Stewart: CNN Has "Figured Out A Way To Shit In Their Own Mouths"
CNN's Boston bombings derpfest was ripe last night for The Daily Show's picking: "Just out of curiosity, did any of your sources end their tip-offs to you with the phrase, 'A Baba Booey'?"...

Baseball Tonight Is Proud To Introduce The Instrument Of Your Death
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She's Just Not That Into You
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That's Good Parenting
It's 32 degrees in Minneapolis tonight, and there are two children at Target Field without shirts on....

<i>The Daily Show</i> Takes On NCAA, Leaves Smoking Crater
The Daily Show's Aasif Mandvi ventured into our familiar waters last night with a lengthy piece that delved not just into Minnesota wrestler Joel Bauman's NCAA-verboten singing career but Ed O'Bannon's megaton lawsuit....

The Zombie Invasion Has Begun, And They Are Targeting San Francisco
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Kornheiser's Eyes Grew Wide When He Saw Pernetti's Big Package
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And A Child Will Lead Them
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This Astros Fan Is Cooler Than You Will Ever Be
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She Don't Use Jelly, She Uses Tim Tebow And Dwyane Wade And LeBron Jam
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Cardinals Skipper Flips The Bird
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Zombie John Harbaugh Couldn't Stand To See His Brother-In-Law's Season End
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Enes Kanter's Dislocated Shoulder Looks Like It Feels Great
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The U.S. Walking Away From Estadio Azteca With A Draw Is Out Of This World
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Someday, The NIT Will Have Over 9,000 Viewers
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Seth Davis Serves Penance, Pays Odd Tribute To Irish Protestants
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