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Red Wings Zamboni driver says he was fired for peeing in ice runoff drainOne man’s quick relief unfairly got him relieved from his duties as a zamboni driver for the Detroit Red Wings, he claims. After 51 years cleaning the ice for the Motor City’s professional hockey franchise, Al Sobotka, filed a discrimination lawsuit in Michigan’s Wayne County Circuit Court this week...

Let’s open up Marshawn Lynch’s portfolioOne of the names you may not have expected to be mentioned as an up-and-coming business tycoon is former Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch. For many fans, Lynch is primarily known for his infamous phrase, “I’m here so I won’t get fined.” He wasn’t always the most agreeable player during h...

North Dakota Zamboni driver Steve Anderson, whose DUI arrest we wrote about back in January, has been sentenced to nine days in jail after the judge “rejected his lawyer’s argument that the ice-resurfacing machine didn’t meet the definition of a vehicle under city code.” [CBC]...

Fat, Drunk And Driving A Zamboni Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

So here's a great way to close out the year: Get wasted, break into ice rink, take Zamboni for joyride. Of course this story is not complete without a DUI arrest. [Maine News]...

NOT What Frank Zamboni Had In Mind

You may not believe this, but in some cities it's still illegal to steal a couple of Zambonis and head downtown for burgers. (Or, as we call it, "fun.)" The nut graph from the Seattle Post-Intelligencer:...