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Two words: Zamboni fire2020 has been a real trash fire, hasn’t it?...

German Hockey Player Narrowly Avoids <i>Der Eismaschine</i><em></em>Stefan Loibl of the Straubing Tigers was just giving a routine interview in the second intermission of a 4-2 loss to fellow German hockey club Kölner Haie. But just when you’re feeling safe—that’s when Der Eismaschine will strike....

North Dakota Zamboni driver Steve Anderson, whose DUI arrest we wrote about back in January, has been sentenced to nine days in jail after the judge “rejected his lawyer’s argument that the ice-resurfacing machine didn’t meet the definition of a vehicle under city code.” [CBC]...

"Erratic" North Dakota Zamboni Driver Arrested For Suspected DUI

Last night was a Friday in January, so the most exciting thing happening in Fargo (N.D.) was definitely a high school hockey game. It was even more exciting than usual for professional Zamboni driver Steve Anderson....

The Toronto Maple Leafs Are Encouraging Their Own Fans To "Watch Paint Dry Live!"

Ah, those self-deprecating Canadians. If you love watching a Zamboni resurface the ice—and who doesn't?—here's your chance to watch some folks apply paint to the subsurface, live. Apparently this means hockey season might be starting sometime?...

If You've Ever Wondered How They Advertise Zambonis, Here You Go

Here's a new TV spot from Austrian firm AST promoting their new WM Evolution zamboni—err, Eispflegemaschine—with a Mario Paint soundtrack and some utterly ridiculous CGI at the end....

A Man In Minnesota Could Face DWI Charges After Crashing A Zamboni Into The Boards

Brian Dornstreich, a youth hockey coach in Apple Valley, Minn., noticed something right away about the local rink attendant Monday night: His eyes were red, and his breath smelled like Red Bull. "He looked like I do when I have my allergy attacks," Dornstreich told the Minneapolis Star-Tribune. At...

Fortunately, Drowning Is Only A Double Minor

Remember, Zamboni is a brand name for one specific ice resurfacing machine maker. For example, this one changes solid surfaces into liquid but it could've been manufactured by several different companies that will no longer honor the warranty. [DenverPost]...