Tank Johnson Stays In Character

• Really, Tank Johnson? Really? [ Sports Oasis] • Watch Justin Morneau bruise his lung. [ Lion in Oil] • Bill Simmons, as much as he loves the NBA Draft, has made some really bad calls. Which makes him like a lot of NBA GMs. [ The Realests] • The odd travails of that guy who tried to break the world treadmill running record. [ Sports Oasis] • Bronson Arroyo's guitar goes into Operation Shutdown. [ STL Sports Mag] • Former Seahawks punter Bootin' Rick Tuten likes him some stolen merchandize. [ Enjoy the Enjoyment] • Ozzie Guillen's kids are named Ozzie, Oney, and Ozney. And they are full of piss and vinegar. Or something like that. [ Foul Balls] • Jason Giambi finally gets the counsel he needs from Lattimer from The Program. [ The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes] • Travis Hafner, what the hell is wrong with you? [ The DiaTribe] • The Round 1 results are in for the 2007 Criminal Invitation Classic. [ Batting Cage Hero] • Former Major Leaguer Melvin Hall Jr. is accused of some sexual assault. [ Fox News] • If you killed those trees, Nick Saban is going to find you. [ Loser With Socks]