Taste The Excitement, People

The fine folks at Ad Freak point us to our favorite sports organization corporate spinoff we've seen in a while: It's Nascar Meats!

NASCAR Meats encourage fans to rev up their taste buds, but — and this is undeniably brilliant, if you ask us — they mostly just want you to "Taste The Excitement." We are not sure exactly what excitement tastes like, though if we had to guess, we're guessing roast ferret. Maybe fried squirrel.

We want the NBA to release a line of bacon, and we want it now.

Nascar Meats Who's Up For Some Yummy Nascar Meat? [Ad Freak]