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Teddy Roosevelt's Gonna Do What He Has To Do To Win

So poor Teddy Roosevelt, in the grand president mascot races at RFK, can't catch a break: He didn't win at all last year, and he's resorting to desperate measures ... like, say, rappelling from the roof of the stadium on Opening Day yesterday. Poor guy: He still didn't win. The Bull Moose party, they just get no respect.

Here's a great recap of the race.

Nats Opener [DCist]

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