Telestrator Dong: Extreme Edition

Apparently you hooligans are known to be receptive to large vaguely-phallic figures rendered in bright yellow? Perhaps someone can mansplain this to me someday. Gird your loins, after the jump.

A kind tipster sends along the shots of some extreme telestrator penii from the X Games.

I kind of have to weep for our tipster, though. Is this what he really believes to be a wang? Somewhere Jesus Luz is like, .