Ten Sports We Want To See In A Mall

Tonight the Drake Relays will stage the fifth annual Mall Vault, which features the nation's best pole vaulters pole vaulting in a mall. Here are ten other sporting events that we want to see contested in a mall:

Javelin

Apple Store Racquetball

Long Drive Competition

Coin Fountain 2m Freestyle

The 117th Spencer's Gifts Marathon

Moving Escalator Handrail Balance Beam

Opening Stage of Tour de France

Punt, Pass & Kick

Youth MMA in Play Area

Formula One