Tennessee Football Players Have It All

• Josh McNeil is living the American Dream. • Sox tickets are more expensive than they used to be. • Yum yum. • Maverick! • Unsilent did some good work on our day off. • How we missed Chris Henry. • We will never think of Rivers the same way again. • Choo-Choo. • Email aside, be careful of buying things from MLB.com. • Seriously, your grandma sucks. • Skip Bayless works hard at being a moron. • Catch Dennis Miller's show while you can. • Don Shula is cranky. • The Big Ten Network is awesome. • Last call for SHOTY nominations.

That'll do it for us, kids. Look out for an Illini upset tomorrow: You watch. Mr. J.E. Skeets is your charming editor of fun tomorrow, so watch him try to make sense of college football. We'll see you Monday.