Terrell Owens: Portait of a Franchise Killer as a Young Man

Surprisingly, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens used to be a little kid —with hopes, dreams, aspirations of making life miserable for his future employers and teammates—and the Philadelphia Eagles still, for some reason, have a little online scrapbook of T.O. as a pup on their Kids Club page. When you click through, notice T.O. as a smiling adolescent, a gangly teen, and, most impressively, rocking the box-cut-fade popularized by Keith Sweat.

Point, laugh, and or post these photos on your local NAMBLA message board.

T.O. Kid! [Eagles Kids Club]