Thank Heavens For The NFL

• Another reason never to get excited about anything. • Mark Mangino will kill you. • Scott Van Pelt had had it up to here with your Internet garbage. • The NFL actually started its season. • Jeff Reed! • Shush, Barber. • Boy, oh boy, Michigan. • Rugby players make great dads. • Enjoy your Sunday! • Hey, what's Sunday night again? • The Dick Joke Jamboroo is here! • Darko is pissed. • The family that punts together doesn't always stay together.

We're gonna go soak for a weekend and try to enjoy some, you know, football. Speaking of which! Your special guest weekend editors are none other but the gang from Kissing Suzy Kolber. That's right, the whole crew will be here, guiding you through the first weekend of the NFL. So that should be entertaining, to say the least. We will see you all Monday, hopefully.