This Christmas why not give the card that says "Not only am I cheap, but I have no sense of humor."? It's Holiday Smack Cards from ESPN; which can be sent to friends and loved ones, and hilarity is sure to ensue. That is, if your idea of humor is a toilet flushing. I can just picture some folks at Page 2 sitting around a conference table, brainstorming ideas for this: "So, Grossman could throw the pass, and the ball could be gift-wrapped! Like a present!" (Silence). "Because, he tends to throw a lot of interceptions!" (Acceptance, applause).
We passed on the ESPN cards, and sent the following ones this year instead.
In Case You Want Your New Year's Eve Party Invitation Rescinded [100 Percent Injury Rate]
Holiday Smack Cards [ESPN]