The Best Kicks for Stomping Alien Scum This Spring

Casual observers might take a look at your feet and assume you’re about to time-warp back to 1991 to hit the ski slopes, but real heads will recognize these for what they are: the Reebok high-tops Sigourney Weaver rocked in Aliens. The sneaker company tailor-made them for the 1986 film and will retail them on April 24 as part of a big 30th-anniversary merch dump.

Don’t worry, you will not be able to get your hands on a pair immediately, and even if you manage to find them after scouring the resale market, you will be significantly poorer afterward, and still unable to pull these off. If you do want to try, we recommend pairing them with a white T and slim light-wash denim, or a large gun and a small child.