The Big Ben Police Dog

We bring you this famous YouTube video of the world's worst police dog in honor of the news that Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has offered to buy a new police dog for his hometown of Findlay, Ohio, after theirs was killed when it ran into a neighbor's yard. (Deserved it, too!)

It goes without saying that the Roethlisberger police dog will get hit by a car within a week of the job.

Roethlisberger To Buy New Police Dog [Toledo Blade]

(UPDATE: Sorry about the initial typo: Roethlisberger will not, in fact, be a police dog. Not that we wouldn't enjoy that.)