The Big Yankees Fan Kicks The Red Sox When They're Down

Here's how Big Yankees Fan Michael LaPayower describes his latest societal contribution:

"Would you like to be a member of the 2012 Boston Red Sox! Do you like Beer! Do you like Chicken! Do you like Biscuits! Do you like Video Games! Do you like playing Angry Birds! Do you like Words with Friends! We are hiring for General Manager, Manager, Pitching Coach, Starting Pitcher, Closer, Catcher, Designated Hitter and also willing to Trade Crawford. We have amazing benefits. Please send your resume to Fenway Park NOW."

Also, the Yes Network has linked to Mr. Lapayower's World Series Game Three recap. So, yeah.

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