The Biggest Winner In Today's World Cup

Congratulations to Dutch adult-film star Bobbi Eden who can now remove her name from the Jaw Transplant List. Ms. Eden noted on Twitter on July 6 that she "will give a BJ to all my followers" should Holland win the World Cup. At the time, there were less than 5,000 followers. Today, there were 112,762. (Don't ask me how I know that.)

Ms. Eden's Twitter feed noted just after 5 p.m. eastern standard time that, "I am really bummed we will try it again another time! #teambj rules and you rule!!!!!" Indeed you do, #teambj, heroes one and all.

Down with Spain.