The Bitmapped Bill Simmons
This image was lost some time after publication. We're no experts on graphic design, or magazine picture quality, or anything like that — there are all kinds of things we're not experts in today — but we have to say, the new ESPN magazine internal redesign has us a little loopy.
This is the column mug shot — in electronic! — of our boy Bill Simmons. It's right next to his now-page-and-a-half column.
We're not sure what to say about this, except ... well, which "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out" character do you think he looks like the most? We're going with Soda Popinski ... with hair, of course.
But seriously: Does Simmons have a gap in his teeth we don't know about?
Latest
Everything We Learned in Week 0 of College Football
Sun Aug 30 2026
Can the Astros Make the Playoffs Without a General Manager?
Sat Aug 29 2026
Latest Betting
- UFC Shanghai Best Value Bets: Three Method-of-Victory Props to Target
- UFC Shanghai Underdog of the Week: Denise Gomes Is a Major Value Play
- UFC Shanghai Picks: Three Best Bets for Saturday's Fight Card
- Rockies vs. Braves Picks: Two Best Bets for Friday Night
- Where the Sharp Money is Landing at UFC Shanghai
- College Football Week 0 Picks: Three Best Bets for the Weekend
- MLB Picks Today: Best Bets for Thursday, August 27th

