The Dance Craze That's SWEEPING THE NATION

We'd like to thank Mister Irrelevant for introducing our Meat Loaf-loving asses to the dance craze that's sweeping dorm rooms across the country: It's "Da Heizman On Dat Ho," a Heisman Trophy-inspired ditty and rompstomp that all the kids are doing. We think this is a dance we are capable of doing; it doesn't have the crossover potential of some other, more eclectic mixes, but we like it. We could do it for about five minutes before blowing out our backs and retreating to the corner, where we would listen to Sufjan Stevens and silently weep.

Introducing Dem Heizman Boys [Mr. Irrelevant]