The Dog Wars Begin

At last, we are seeing the expected fallout from the Michael Vick dogfighting imbroglio: The dogs have had enough of our spot at the top of the food chain and are taking their revenge.

It starts with one dog in Memphis. With that ... the revolution begins.

A Memphis, Tenn., man is in critical condition after his dog shot him in the back. Police say King George, a 150-pound Great Dane, accidentally knocked a .22-caliber pistol off his owner's end table around 2:30 a.m. The gun went off, hitting his 21-year-old owner in the back, MyFOXMemphis.com reports. "I knew he was smart, I didn't think he was that smart," the victim's fiancee, Miesha Lucas told MyFOXMemphis.com. "He was always protective. I didn't think he would be like that."

When you get home tonight, take a look at your dog. Take a good look. Don't think his lack of opposable thumbs is gonna stop him. Because it's not.

Dog Shoots Owner In The Back [Fox News]