The Drunken Jellyfish Bandit Begins His Reign Of Terror

Barry PetcheskyBarry Petchesky|published: Thu 10th September, 02:30 2009

An intoxicated Florida beachgoer was arrested after pretending to drown in order to lure in would-be rescuers, only to hurl jellyfish at them when they approached. That's the greatest sentence I've ever written. [ St. Pete Times]

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