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The Heat Stink But At Least They Can Still Troll The Lakers

Today the Miami Heat announced that they will be retiring Shaquille O’Neal’s jersey. This would be the most unspectacular bit of news except that the game in which the Heat have chosen to hoist Shaq’s jersey to the rafters can’t possibly have been an accident:


This will be less funny when the cool young Lakers beat the decrepit-ass Heat and then are better than them for the next 10 years.

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