The Las Vegas Wranglers Present The Greatest Night Of Hockey ... Ever

Minor league franchises always try hard to present a family friendly atmosphere, but for one night only the Las Vegas Wranglers will not be down with that. Get your tickets now for "Over 18 Night."

What is "Over 18 Night," you ask? Well, next Tuesday the Wranglers—creators of "Gov. Rod Blagojevich Prison Uniform Night"—host the Alaska Aces with the puck dropping at 9:05 p.m., about 90-minutes later than the usual first face off. Why the late start? So fans can appropriately enjoy the $20 open bar from 7:30-to-game time. (Because what if you could be second-period drunk in the first period?) Then during the game—two-for-one specials on "Russian Standard Vodka, Crown Royal, Tommy Bahama Rum, Bombay Saphire Gin and Patron Silver Tequilla." I believe that means the fans will be "crunked."

But wait there's more! DJ Mike Relm, whom your impaired brain may recognize from the soundtracks of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Yo Gabba Gabba, will pump some mind melting mashup beats into the arena all night. Meanwhile, "The V Theater inside The Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood" will be providing sideline entertainment on the concourse. What kind of entertainment? Female and male strippers, of course! They're very progressive in Vegas.

The American Storm All-Male Review will be available for pictures in the concourse. Stripper-101 will also be on the concourse, providing demonstrations on exotic dancing (no nudity).

Boo on the no nudity. Still ... booze, excess skin, and some bouncing club beats should absolutely make for the most grown up night of hockey you've ever hazily remembered. Oh, and I guess there will be a game played too. The best part of all—it doesn't appear that attendance is actually restricted to 18-and-over.

Have fun at the game kids! Daddy's got a date with the craps table!

Finally, the marriage between hockey and exotic dancing [Puck Daddy]