The Long, Painful "March" To 755

We're not gonna make any predictions this time — and we promise, this is the last time we're gonna end a day with a Bonds post — but Barry Bonds might or might not give this another try tonight.

It has been amusing to watch how different people react to this drawn-out business. Particularly, Bud Selig, who gave a rather ridiculous press conference yesterday in which he claimed following Bonds around was "a Herculean effort" and that people "are stunned that I'm still doing this." (ESPN's Bomani Jones has an outstanding deconstruction of Selig's lunacy.) We think this chase is making Selig lose his mind. We understand where he's coming from.

Meanwhile, the nation's sushi makers are having a grand time with this. At least somebody is.