The Meat Bikini Is Delicious, Possibly NSFW

Face it, your Super Bowl party was a sure disaster until you saw this: Introducing the meat bikini. Also available in bacon bikini and avocado dip bikini. [ In Game Now]

• Super Bowl Prop Bets: An Analysis. Over-under on length of time it will take Jennifer Hudson to sing the National Anthem: 1 minute, 57 seconds. [ Stock Lemon]

• Citizen Soldier Indeed. NFL will not allow the military color guard to stay and watch the Super Bowl. This news is going over well as you might imagine. [ The Thunder Run]

• Steelers Fans Getting Cocky? What? One blogger lists 10 reasons the Steelers cannot lose the Super Bowl. What a rebel. [ Five Tool Tool]

• Super Bowl XLIII As Predicted By Madden 09. The surprise isn't that the Steelers win or that Roethlisberger throws three TD passes, but rather that the Cardinals cover. [ First Cuts]

• Coo-Coo For Kurt: Confessions Of A Bandwagon Cardinals Fan. "Am I a long-suffering 'Zona fan? No. don't have a Neil Lomax throwback or a homemade tattoo of their less-pissed looking logo. My loyalties toward the Perching Birds of Arizona didn't begin until My Beloved Kurt Warner™ started taking the snaps every Sunday." [ The Typing Makes Me Sound Busy]

• Fun Steelers-Cardinals Facts. Yes, one day long ago, the Cardinals and Steelers played as the same team. [ Steelers Today]

• Steelers Fan Mocks Cardinals Fan. We Never Could Have Seen This Coming. "The Cards have been around for 60+ years and have tortured three different cities with their sad and pitiful ways. The most recent victim has been Arizona, where the Cards have finished in the bottom third of the league on a regular basis since moving there in 1988. They've done nothing but maintain a position as the doormats of the league until this year. And now their fans don't how to react." [ Nice Pick, Cowher]

• Mmm, Mmm It's Norwoodlicious. Bills lose Super Bowl yet again, courtesy of Campbell Soup. [ Chunky.com]