The Mick's Memorabilia Sampling
As a followup to our Mickey Mantle item from Friday, a reader sends us this baseball currently up for sale by the auction site "History For Sale."
It's a baseball signed by history's biggest charmer Mickey Mantle, clearly signed, "Have a ball, cocksucker!" It's more clear than ever that Mickey Mantle was all class. (We suspect the booze might have played a part as well.)
It should perhaps not be a surprise that the ball is going for $9,000. It's not every day that you can own a piece of baseball history with a blatant labeling of the receiver's affection for fellatio. Jeez, imagine how much it would go for if he actually hit it.
Mickey Mantle Baseball [History For Sale] Mickey Mantle Is A God Among Men [Deadspin]
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