The Mike Tyson Of College Football

That was Miami Hurricane player Anthony Reddick apologizing for his helmet-swinging role in the brawl against FIU. I'm pretty sure someone wrote that for him... and they must've just scribbled it really quickly and illegibly, because he seemed to be struggling with it. For some reason.

I hope he's just really bad at speaking in front of people, and that the educational system hasn't failed him quite as badly as it appears. I also hope he's really good at football, otherwise, upon the completion of his college football career, he might have to settle for some kind of a job where they'll hire anyone... like, oh, I don't know... Miami Hurricanes football TV analyst.

Back To You In The Booth, Lamar [Deadspin]