The MLB All-Star Game: You Might As Well Watch

MLB plays its All-Star Game tonight in Phoenix (8 p.m. Eastern, Fox), and, as Bud Selig has told us far too many times, this one counts. Jered Weaver and Roy Halladay are starting, and they're good. And Derek Jeter, who's not so good, won't be there. It's a win-win. Except for Buck/McCarver. Emigrate over to the comments section and talk about the game in an open thread.

• ALSO: Last night's Home Run Derby took forever—three hours you could have spent watching The Bachelorette. Consider watching the thing condensed to its silliest moments. You'll find lots of Chris Berman.