The Monster.com For Locked-Out Basketball Players

Lots of hoopsters will spend the lockout overseas—we told you about six-foot-nine human cannoli Brian Scalabrine, who is wrecking the Italian league, and Nets guard Deron Williams, who'll be hanging in Turkey. But there are others who don't have the immediate name recognition of Scal and Deron, and they have to use Eurobasket.com. Have you ever wanted to learn what fringy professional athletes write in their résumés?

Listen up, to Josh Levin, on our weekly excerpt from Slate's Hang Up and Listen:

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