The NFL Is Dumping Bad News On Us While Nobody Is Paying Attention

The Friday afternoon news dump is a tried and true tactic for any organization looking to get some negative press in and out of the news cycle as quickly as possible. With tomorrow being a holiday and most of America already checked out for the long weekend, the NFL decided to unleash a classic news dump.

First they let us know that Dolphins defensive end Dion Jordan, who looks " as if he took an air pump and plugged it into his arms and shoulders this offseason," will be suspended for four games for testing positive for PEDs.

Then came a season-long ban for Colts wide receiver LaVon Brazil:

You get a suspension, too, Rokevious Watkins!

And yet, the league held back on Josh Gordon:

What a tease.