The NFL Schedule Looks Great, If You Don't Think About The Many Unpredictable Injuries That Will Render Games Unwatchable

Big day, folks: The 2018 NFL schedule is here. Monday Night Football will now start 15 minutes earlier! The Vikings and Eagles get a rematch of last year’s NFC Championship in Week 5! The Patriots and Steelers should be a good one for the week before Christmas!

And, uh, then there are a bunch of games that will likely end up far less fun than initially advertised as the torn tendons and broken collarbones and concussions pile up. Probably a lot of those.

Are you ready for some football??