The Oldest Batboy in Captivity

Tonight that Marlins batboy kid who was suspended for six games for throwing up milk will be on the "Late Show With David Letterman," his first public appearance and interview. As more news comes out about Nick Cirillo, this story becomes a little stranger. The biggest thing? This "kid" is not a kid at all; he's a student at a local community college. Which is pretty old for a batboy, we think. Also:

"It was all over the food area where the players eat," said one source in the room that day. "It was a big cleanup."

Yum! Our college experience was pretty much the same thing, minus the baseball uniform.

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