The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.

It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack even the most tenuous of news angles to give them the go-ahead. Other times it's because they're just absolute horseshit. But every Friday until we get sick of running them, we'll present to you some of these not-so-shiny gems. All items should be treated as [Sic'd]. Enjoy...

I came across these pics on facebook of mitch berger absolutely getting plastered in vegas. You can see him going vertical on a bottle of goose, humping chicks from behind, and even gay dancing with a guy. Found it pretty funny, publish it if you want

(Ed. Note: Okay! Here we go...)

First Grind A Lady...

Then Grind A Dude...

Then Grind Some Strippers...

Make A Funny Face...

Now Bring It On Back...

I'm Afraid That Photo Does Not Exist, But Your Email Is Tremendous

Dudes,

Buffalo Sabres owner Tom Golisano is dating Monica Seles. I don't even think you really have to do anything funny.

You should put up a pic of him fuckin her stabbed back.

Sir, Your Nightmare Fuel Recipe Is Quite Potent

Deadspin,

Here is the mascot for the Japanese National Games who is shown participating in each event. Well this one looks funny. A bird shooting a clay pigeon.

But another great shot is if you put this picture on the left.

And then this one on the right.

As is shown on this page, on the right side of the pictures about 2/3rds the way down.

I Think She Has Potential

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