The Oregon Ducks Image Rehab Tour Commences

DE Terrell Turner carried his infirm neighbor up the stairs. It's nothing worth canonizing, but after the example set by his Duck teammates, he may as well be Oskar Schindler.

It's a cute story, but notable more for its atypicality (I love the incredulous headline: "Duck Does Good Deed.") Chip Kelly will take what he can get these days, and any Ducks headline not including the words "suspected," "arrested," "charged," "jailed," or "Masoli" is welcome.

But lest you think our nation's amateur football players are turning it around, there's NC State's J.R. Sweezy, who got drunk and punched out a 65-year-old shuttle bus driver.

Duck does good deed [KVAL] Wolfpack DT suspended [News & Observer]